Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The new me

Ok so everyone knows i love driving rite? well now u do as in i'm addicted to it iono why bt dats jst how i am. got me a licence so i drive everywhere nw. sha basically Lagos is a rough place to drive yh so there are always situations where u gotta suddenly swerve n all n pple say i have rili good reflexes cuz i have not bashed to this day :) n im like wen u live in lag n u kill as many mosquitoes as i do u to u wl b fast lol but serz today nw ive killed bout 25 mosquitoes i shld get an award lol.
Now unto d main point well i sed i was gonna stop being d proverbial ' good guy' rite so i gave myself 2 hard projects viz:
project one: high skl crush she never had a bf asked her to prom sed no. sha im jst gonna see hw that goes
project 2( this ones gna cause a lil wahala) : 1st she has a bf (dnt crucify me yet lol) 2nd shes 2 yrs younger than me (not that bad rite?)
Now where is skinny legs. he left his blog 4 o so long.
my latest observation is that trouble comes in small packages in terms of pple i mean almost all the small girls (no offence) i kno are troublesome my mum is the most troublesome woman i have met in my whole 17 yrs on this planet. As in she is rili sumfn even my dad threatens us with her. when shes comin to the house kai come and see how everyone will be dodgin. in fact ill use her to treaten my future wife Ill be like i'll tell my mum to come n live with us o. lol aite later yall.
EASY
EB OUT

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol @ the mosquitoe reference and stay away from the girl with a bf!! Karma is a bitch o..lol

Ola said...

U rat!
U might as well have mentioned d girls names...lol.
Stay away from d juvy o! I swear if u so much as look at her the wrong way!

Anonymous said...

LOL she's your Mum, it's normal. I like the sounds of the first girl, leave the other two.

Anonymous said...

oh wait! there were only two, I confused myself. Well, she seems alright the oother, but she has a man soo that's a no-goo area or some bouncer-type boys would be looking for you.

Myne said...

Leave the 15 years old oo he. And aren't you a small boy sef to be chasing girls? LOL I'm a small woman like your mum oo so fear me or I'll report you to...you guessed it...

Unknown said...

lol...aw old is d bf?

Ola said...

D boyfriend is a youngn jus like d babe

ELEYETH BLAZE said...

lmao I shall take my chances hehe
@ moýosola i like a lil trouble u kno lol
@ sl i dunno wat u mean lol
@my new hitman u wldnt dare lol

ELEYETH BLAZE said...

imma have to edit d note

Yinkuslolo said...

lmao, u know i realised u were 17 at th end and u are like small girls! lol

hey, my bad abt referring to u as a she on blogsville, just assumed so. most folks here are females anyway.

ELEYETH BLAZE said...

lol its a fact small girls r troublesome *cough* bubbles *cough* lol hope she dsnt c dat

Spesh said...

25 seriously?
you shld get an award...
I love to drive too.

ELEYETH BLAZE said...

lol thnks. ah u like drivin we shld race lol

Rayo said...

lol@ small girl bein naughty. i kno coz i'm one. lol

ELEYETH BLAZE said...

lmao so its a law then