IN ATTENDANCE ELEYETH BLAZE: d freezin cold n all

hey y'all, probably wondering about my status huh well here goes EB is now in US raise the roof schoolin here now. So on to business this freezing ac that yall have everywhere can someone please turn it off :). seriously tho its freezin as in see me shakin like a leaf, i had to sleep with gloves n socks imagine Nigeria dat ull be lookin 4 ac everywhere im tryin to find sun. Saw snow 4 d firs ttime (yh i kno im bush) i tried to make a snow ball didnt work man its harder than it looks then my cousin made fun of me n i was cold so i ran inside.
Entered 3 planes in one day so freakin tired had a stop over in morrocco Casablanca, funny name sounds like a bomb or something terminator wld say like"ill blow u straight to casablanca" lol got searched but not as bad as everyone said tho. imagine me not being able to finish a burger but it was huge sha lol i jst threw d rest away.
On the upside a lotta pple r gna miss me most importantly d girl in my old high skl yh im happy n some other people. Mr funny honey money didnt get to laff at me either in ur face boy. hung out wuth skinny legs b4 i left made fun of 2 of my fat friends lol. Got a lotta plans here. Either way i aint in unilag anymore arrivederci (did i get that rite) mtchew im sha gna miss the ex high skl girl. sigh.
p.s the friend mr funny was referrin to in his blog dat had 2 strands yh ... dat was me lol but now i have several so :p lol.
p.s.s im gonna miss a few pple too.
EASY
EB out

happy new year

sup y'all been a while, ive been busy sue me lol. So wats bn goiin? on watd i miss. OH happy new year. spent my new yrs eve at church was cool. EBs been busy sha o went to Abuja for christmas my mums bday (yes t-mama's bday is on christmas day) so we called all her friends n had a series of comments made about her. it was hilarious then had a party. it was all good n i still didnt get fat lol.

Well d girl i sed i was goin 4 yh u knw my birthday mate well... d one wit d boyfriend lol we bn talkin a lot sha but i gotta stop due to unforseen circumstances not all of us can be like sugarking rite lol.

Sigh my car got seized. why u ask? bcos of my mother. went out with some pple d other day n my mum called 4 one miscellaneous thing sha me n my overconfident self i tld her i went to cinemas n she went berserk dat i dint tell her i was goin???? imagine did she wanna c a movie too or wat lol sha she nw went n told my dad who dsnt knw i have a licence n he said that i jst take d car 4 granted yadi yadi yadda so bottom line they seized my car key. sigh.

I actually didnt make any new year resolutions this year smh, the ex is back in lagos n we bth knw we dnt wanna see but she faked joy n gave me her no so i have to fake n call back sigh.

The new year has been going spectacularly, great awesome im happy.

happy new year pple.

EASY.

EB OUT.

These hands almost...

Sup y'all, wats poppin. Ah yes EB has been on hols ... or so he thought imagine dem tellin me we have class thru nxt week mtchew if i show up ehn kai. I for one am goin to enjoy my christmas hols, come n see the cake my mum got 4 her bday ehn hehe (Shld prob write a post bout her sn T-mama) n as 4 d heat in this country no no im jst happy i am nt fair i would be crying by now lol.

Now i bet you're wondering about the title of my post sigh im ashamed ... nah it was funny.Well I have two dogs/ puppies deyre still growin so... sha one male one female: Jasper(guess where dis is from) n Robin well These hands, these hands... these hands ... almost killed Jasper lol no not with a knife o, lemme explain well i took up the responsibility of trainin the dogs, so I decided to teach em to fetch but Jasper had other plans he jst took d ball n started tryin to eat it. I started trying to get him to drop it n den he started running about then i caught him n i thot ha ''whose ur daddy now'' lol den he went 'yh rite'' n then he he he ...swallowed it then he started chocking.

See panicking hehe so he nw strted whinin and rollin on the floor my sis asked wats wrng with him n i sed errrr hes jst playin (hw wld i tke d blame if he died lol) sha he went into d kennel n puked n d ball came out too n i thot dang that was close .... then Robin decided she wanted to taste it too so i fought it off her n threw it out( im a hero yh) superman lol.

K sha EB is gonna be playin hard for a while but first I'm goin to redeemed camp that oughta be a hoot aite later y'all

EASY

EB OUT. yezzir

C'EST MOI

yes yes EB finally got the hang of this decided to upload a pic hehe. christmas spirit. dnt mind me jo jst experimentin.

Hows everyone doin? im guessin most pple r writing exams yh ehya sori . as 4 me im on hols enjoyin/ bored outta my skin. aite later pple EB OUT

The new me

Ok so everyone knows i love driving rite? well now u do as in i'm addicted to it iono why bt dats jst how i am. got me a licence so i drive everywhere nw. sha basically Lagos is a rough place to drive yh so there are always situations where u gotta suddenly swerve n all n pple say i have rili good reflexes cuz i have not bashed to this day :) n im like wen u live in lag n u kill as many mosquitoes as i do u to u wl b fast lol but serz today nw ive killed bout 25 mosquitoes i shld get an award lol.

Now unto d main point well i sed i was gonna stop being d proverbial ' good guy' rite so i gave myself 2 hard projects viz:

project one: high skl crush she never had a bf asked her to prom sed no. sha im jst gonna see hw that goes

project 2( this ones gna cause a lil wahala) : 1st she has a bf (dnt crucify me yet lol) 2nd shes 2 yrs younger than me (not that bad rite?)

Now where is skinny legs. he left his blog 4 o so long.

my latest observation is that trouble comes in small packages in terms of pple i mean almost all the small girls (no offence) i kno are troublesome my mum is the most troublesome woman i have met in my whole 17 yrs on this planet. As in she is rili sumfn even my dad threatens us with her. when shes comin to the house kai come and see how everyone will be dodgin. in fact ill use her to treaten my future wife Ill be like i'll tell my mum to come n live with us o. lol aite later yall.

EASY

EB OUT

I WILL BE MAD!! I WILL BE MAD!!!

Sup bloggitos( lol)

The party yesterday was awesome. my dad must have been a troublesome kid cuz if u see d questions he was nw askin me wen i told him i was goin to sleep in a friends place chai.

DAD: are u going for a party with ur friends (yeye question rite)

EB: no( wat else wld i have said lol)

DAD: how am i sure u arent? (in my mind im like u don turn into police ni)

ME: u jst have to trust me

Dad: IF U GO FOR A PARTY I WILL BE MAD . I WILL BE MAD!!!!

ME: (all of a sudden i didnt fell like goin anymore) I sed dnt worry.

DAD: ehn ok fine but u r not takin d car

EB: oooooooooooohhhhhh daddy now.

dis wnt on 4 a while sha he sha gave me d car i went to hide d clothes i was gna wear in d car.

Left skl around 12 30 followed a cab to d place c as d guy was now speedin but u knw how much i love driving lol. we sha went speeding round d whole of v.i. den we got to the party n dey stole my phone sharp sharp as in not 3 mins my phone was gone, but i anticipated such so i carried my other not so nice phone so i still got d main one.

I refused to get depressed bout d phone so EB just forgot bout it. Sha at d party well it was my first club party yh n lets jst say i hate dancing in public , dont get me wrong, I can dance. I jst dont rili like it sha my friends were all rili trying to get me to dance it sha took about 2 hours but EB started boogyin down yo lool. It was rili fun danced so much my legs are killing me as in KAI. I still had to drive home sef I was nw worried I wld sleep while driving.

We left the place around 4 30 n I jst cldnt wait to get home but nnooooooooo d policemen had to pick dat day to stop me dey jst had to do dat mtchew vexin entites. askin for stuff he wasnt supposed to but alas it was in d nite n everyone knws u dnt mess with policemen in d nite. He said you cant leave this place unless we dropped 5000 n we sha were now hagglin In the end he obtained 1500 from us. we sha got bak to skl at 5 30 n dere was no space to sleep. I sha jst curled up in a corner n slept den i sed lemme go home but again some GENIUS had deflated my tyres sigh see stress. sha I got home n my dad was jst looking suspicious hehe. n i slept from like 10 till 2.

EASY

EB OUT.

EXAMS ARE DONE: EB is out

Yes yes EB is a very happy camper right now, im done with exams im in year 2. im so proud lol sha this is why I have been AWOL 4 a while but im back like a sequel. See stress kai.

Either way during exams I just kept pondering about my problem, I have this thing about not doin anythin with a girl unless i like her at least but lately i fail to see d sense in that as they say 'nice guys finish last' I shall not be that guy. i'm sure it should bring pleasant results. It may not be nice to hear but thats the way the cookie crumbles.

yh we got 2 puppies wanted to name the female one sakura but nooo my dad just had to say no. shes an escap artist seriously we keep lockin em up n she keeps breaking out.

might be going for a party tomorrow woohooo!!!. hmm dat jst reminded me of six flags. the hilarity. never actually collected any of those pictures considerin d fact that i was almost always making a funny face trying not to scream lol.

later people EBs gotta go sleep off d stress. adios ovoir odabo (hope i spelt those rite)

EASY

EB OUT.