tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58883901015390075552024-02-20T18:37:02.519-08:00BLAZE senpai quagmires of a teenagerU shall read my blog and u will like it u jst dont know it yet.ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-90097136957878640732010-09-03T21:59:00.000-07:002010-09-03T23:12:52.449-07:00Birthday BoyWagwan people,<div><br /></div><div>Yeah, u know how people get older once a year... what are those things called? ummm oh yeah </div><div><br /></div><div>birthdays ,yeah thats it. I had one of those this week, *raise the roof* guess how old i am, WRONG </div><div><br /></div><div>u missed it ( i'm sure u did lol)... moving on my birthday was just a regular old day, was in school </div><div><br /></div><div>till 7 pm yeah awesome right?. school started this week too, very annoying. I was determined to </div><div><br /></div><div>start off all determined and focused and and and... well that plan came crashing down by </div><div><br /></div><div>wednesday, abeg back to my lazy self. life is so much easier when u don't care. Nawa for all my </div><div><br /></div><div>relatives man, if u see how they disappeared, james Bond aint got nothing on them, but ill show </div><div><br /></div><div>them, ill show them all *evil laff* lol. </div><div> </div><div> i'm getting addicted to online shopping, i think i need to hide my card or something, its like any</div><div><br /></div><div>shoe i see must be mine * my precious* </div><div><br /></div><div>I love arguing.... so unto women, if only you knew what you wanted, yeah yeah we should be able</div><div><br /></div><div> to tell somehow abi? guys have problems too sha, loads of them, but as i am a guy i am biased. </div><div> </div><div>i had a friend of mine over for a week, lets jst say it was one of the longest weeks of my life. thats </div><div><br /></div><div>probably why i'm bringing this up.. aite im done ranting </div><div> </div><div> thinking of getting a tumblr account, everyone keeps raving bout it </div><div><br /></div><div>twitter name @Eleyeth do ur thing </div><div>Easy</div><div><br /></div><div>EB out... </div><div><br /></div><div>ps... im legal now *victory dance* </div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-92222903699938666632010-08-02T21:21:00.000-07:002010-08-02T22:59:18.162-07:00Little Me, mini me, Evil EB<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">wats up people, EB here,</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>So EB decided to visit his childhood days, I was always a naughty kid, plus i just had that mischievous face. When something went wrong in the house, i'm the last born but my name would always come up first, and i would sneak out of the house faster than naeto C could say "Yes Boss". You know how your parents would use your full name when you're in trouble, well I got used to it after a while. I got so good at covering my pranks, I could rob Cbn and get away with it... like they would know i did it but no way to prove it and i would just be there with an evil grin. They would get me to sit down and say : look me in the eyes and tell me the truth, i would look them straight in the eye and say the complete opposite lol, I don't understand how looking in peoples eyes affects your ability to lie. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>T</span>here was this one time that my dads wallet was errr reducing in size hehe, he came home n shouted: ELEYETH!!! </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; ">EB: yes daddy</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; ">Dad: some money is missing from my wallet </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">EB: really? where did you put it?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Dad: shut up, we are going to find out what happened to the money. call your brother now </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">EB: Okay </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">So i called my brother and everywhere went black, like all those interrogation scenes in movies with a lamp and the whole shabang, credit to my dad he tried hard, he put my bro and i in separate rooms to interrogate us. after bout 3o mins interrogating my brother it was my turn, </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Dad: your brother has told me all what you do so just confess (good tactic. i know rite)</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">EB: I have no idea what you're talking about :) </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">it went on like that for a while but we never got to the bottom of it hehe. (not that i took it .. or did i) well you will never know.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>All those times i got spanked.... no no beaten is more appropriate, spanking sounds tush like a slight tapping no no no, people had belts, kobokos, canes, my dad had these hausa slippers *shudder* Till this day i shiver when i see those things, My dad could have them off his feet n on your butt so fast you wouldn't even have time to flinch. As much as i feared those slippers i lived by a simple motto "its better to ask forgiveness than permission". yeah it gets me into a lot of trouble, but im still here so i say its a good way to live. So Dudes next time you see a hot girl on the bus grab her butt n ask forgiveness and ladies next time you see EB dont be afraid to say hi :)</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"></span><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>On a final note, i leave you with a series of predictions inspired by paul the octopus; The sun is gonna shine tomorrow, but only after the moon goes down, you are gonna read this and laugh, you are gonna breathe in the next 5 seconds, MI is gonna be short, Terry G is gonna be razz, Im gonna save this post and put it up on my blog. I could go on with my ridiculous predictions but i wont lest i start to bore you, aite people , hug an eskimo, eat 50 pounds of raw meat with a side of lard... </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Easy,</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">EB out.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> (O_0) </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div></div></div></div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-7880956765680555752010-07-31T22:31:00.000-07:002010-07-31T22:51:38.824-07:00hello worldwagwan pple, <div> tell me whats up whats happening, Whats up with me? nothing much thanks for asking,... oh wait u didn't, kmt evil people. </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>So ive been wondering why i decided to become a chemical engineer and so far i have absolutely no idea, other than to go n work in NNPC or shell to make money *evil grin* not that ill steal money or nothing no no im a saint o:). I dnt even know what chemical engineers do lol *embarrassed* now ur probably gonna say well do something you are passionate about abi? well unless theres a job that pays you to sleep im stumped. Yes i love sleep that much. Which brings me to my next point..</div><div> <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>INCEPTION!!! yes yes its related to sleep so i was already biased before i watched it even, but still that movie was sick... so sick it shldve died hehe (forgive my dryness) but reall ythat movie was awesome times 6, i mean a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream ( i hope i got that right) everyone says its a little confusing but i got it pretty quick </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Anyways im sure you all have important things to do and parties to go to, if u dont then ... feel free to read my entire blog. Just thought id stop by anyway so later people... </div><div>EB out </div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-70179010267550246682010-07-13T20:36:00.000-07:002010-07-13T20:59:46.823-07:00wagwan, summers herewagwan pple, <div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> i apologize for my disappearance in fact i doubt anyone will be here to read dis post, i dont blame u but u better come bak b4 i send viruses to all ur laptops *smile* So hows everyone doing? i know u missed me its not a question rili if i werent me i wld miss me too. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">My lifes been going great thanks for asking ... oh wait u didn't. Summers here proceed to dance and komole. If u didnt notice summers here den u have issues ... shall i recommend a cozy bath in hot oil. Im Doing summer school and its long, boring, hot, and tiring but it has to be done. Complain as i may theres always a silver lining, its hot n the hot girls have decided to show off their hot legs in some short skirts making the heat of summer but a little annoyance :D. And no i am not a pervert i just appreciate the good things in life ... like hot legs. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Next is my new found interest in the nigerian music industry, (no i cant rap n no i dont sing ) i can dance tho ... anyways i started listening to a whole lot of them and i realise they are pretty off the chain, examples Mr endowed, and jonzing world if u dont like them sit in a gutter and eat ice cubes :). lol . i think they are cool. yh yh EB djayed at a party the other day strictly naija songs. was fun i left my post to go n dance tho lol well i wasnt gonna miss the party now was i?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>SO i have cleaned the cobwebs on my blog and apologized for the pain my absence must surely have caused u. That being said ill depart n hope for your comments</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">EASY.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">EB out.</span></div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-66851923137151161412010-03-08T15:44:00.000-08:002010-03-08T16:02:06.686-08:00We do thissup pple EB here...<div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>So im addicted to my blackberry for real. I just cant drop that thing. I'm almost always with it once im not in class or sleeping.even when im walkin on d road lol. </div><div> Took an IQ test and it turns out im pretty smart; i got a 135 :) top 1% in the world lol im feeling pretty smug dnt mind me, its just mr funny dat motivated me.</div><div> schools going gud not too strenuous jst managing, midterms coming up soon sigh but I got it. </div><div>Went 4 this church sleepover.. from friday till sunday see us eatin like wow i ate like maadd im thinkin that will sha help my weight gainin plan, i gained almost 10 alredi hehe *applause* lol. We actually didn't sleep much. They discovered how to put toothpaste in pples eyes when they are sleeping, so we all stayed up n pasted pple.then d gyming thing is just stress yo, everyday i talk myself out of it, oh dnt look at me like dat i have pacs :P lol.</div><div> I'm getting old but I like it sha, at least once im 18 ill b able to do some things. There are just some things that annoy me about being under 18 but in a few months it shall be no more, </div><div>aite as u probably figured out, i have nothin to say </div><div>see ya </div><div>EB out.</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-76907393744969774222010-02-17T16:51:00.000-08:002010-02-17T17:50:24.220-08:00hello world: life lessonshello world EB here...<div>life lessons ... never attack an armed officer never steal tomatoes from mushin market ... there are cooler ways to die. courtesy mr funny honey money.</div><div> Never tell your mother you want to get a tattoo ... She would beat u till ur white... there are cooler ways to change nationality.</div><div> Never be gay there are too many fine girls in this world...not 4 girls sha </div><div> Do Not wear an arsenal jersey... ever... arsenal sucks.</div><div> Never admit to anything till the last minute ... its d childs way of life.</div><div> Never try to fly... it hurts.</div><div> Never hit women especially short women... its just cowardice plus they are troublesome.</div><div>Never have a pepper eating contest with your older siblings ...odds are they would pick tomatoes... nuff said.</div><div> Talk to the wierd kid in your class ... he might spare you when he snaps.</div><div> Never tell a girl you love her if you don't ... Karma's a b****.</div><div> Never believe your mum when it comes to a hospital ... trust no one they lie.</div><div> Never go to silverbird on saturdays .. too many juveys lol</div><div> Never answer ur girlfriend if she asks if a girl is prettier than her ... yes or no its still suicide.</div><div> Always check for ur wallet before a date ... embarassing otherwise.</div><div> Always make sure ur girlfriend is wearing shoes before you say "i like your shoes". the resultin smack will sting.</div><div> Never break up with a girl without telling someone where you are... she might be small... she might be mighty.</div><div> If u are going to forge your report card do it right... i personally kno d results of mistakes.</div><div> If you are going to confess to something then don't do it.</div><div> several more rules there are but i Shant keep u here any longer. </div><div>see ya</div><div>Easy</div><div>EB out.</div><div> </div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-28277527628447531702010-01-25T17:02:00.000-08:002010-01-25T17:23:29.596-08:00the metabolism of a formula 1 car and The problem with females.(not by me)Sup sup EB's here again. guess what im watchin... chicken little, hilarious movie. that was my name in high school actually was kinda small bak then. n the movie jst came out n i was dubbed chicken little kinda liked it after a while sha. sha i started school on friday, its cool n all but its stress gettin there. For a nine o clock class, I have to be up by 6:30 imagine,.. run to d bus stop take 2 buses and then wait for it ,,, not yet... here it comes... A TRAIN yes all dat to and from d skl, but c'est la vi rite. la vita e complicata (im on fire lol).<div> On to the title, ive been here 4 about 2 weeks now, been eatin like a whale ok fine a little more than a whale lol n i havent gained nata, my metabolism refuses to allow such my sis keeps sayin she wishes she was like me. either way thats besides the point i need to gain weight n then gym n get huge. My sis almost bashed today ... cant wait to get my permit.</div><div> aite sha EB out imma post a note i saw online its hilarious</div><div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; ">SAY WHATS ON YOUR MIND WHEN YOU'RE CONFRONTED YOU'LL BE SHOCKED WHAT COMES OUT</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 14px; "><br />The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"<br />Sure" replied her lover "What's your phone number?"<br /><span>--------------------------</span><wbr><span class="word_break" style="display: block; float: left; margin-left: -10px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "></span>--<br />A young woman went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you<br />identify yourself?" asked the bank clerk. The young woman opened her<br />handbag, took out a mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me<br />alright."<br /><span>--------------------------</span><wbr><span class="word_break" style="display: block; float: left; margin-left: -10px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "></span>----<br />A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked,<br />"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"<br />"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"<br />"Oh! How nice it would be ," said the patient with joy, "I have been<br />illiterate for so long."<br /><span>--------------------------</span><wbr><span class="word_break" style="display: block; float: left; margin-left: -10px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "></span>-----<br />"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."<br />"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss<br />to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?"<br />"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."<br /><span>--------------------------</span><wbr><span class="word_break" style="display: block; float: left; margin-left: -10px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "></span>-----<br />The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager<br />kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"<br />The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."<br /><span>--------------------------</span><wbr><span class="word_break" style="display: block; float: left; margin-left: -10px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "></span>------<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Finally, the guys side of the story!!<br />At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down ! We always hear<br />"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.<br />These are our rules! Please pay attention to number 1...<br /><br />1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it<br />down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining<br />about you leaving it down.<br /><br />1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.<br />Let it be.<br /><br />1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.<br /><br />1. Crying is blackmail.<br /><br />1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:<br />Subtle hints do not work!<br />Strong hints do not work!<br />Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!<br /><br />1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.<br /><br />1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's<br />what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.<br /><br />1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.<br /><br />1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In<br />fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.<br /><br />1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us<br />to act like soap opera guys.<br /><br />1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.<br /><br />1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the<br />ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one..<br /><br />1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it<br />done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.<br /><br />1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.<br /><br />1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.<br /><br />1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.<br />Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.<br />Pumpkin is also a fruit.<br />We have no idea what mauve is.<br /><br />1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.<br /><br />1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like<br />nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.<br /><br />1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer<br />you don't want to hear.<br /><br />1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.. Really.<br /><br />1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to<br />discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.<br /><br />1. You have enough clothes.<br /><br />1. You have too many shoes.<br /><br />1. I AM in shape. Round is a shape.<br /><br />1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch<br />tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.<br /><br /><br /><br />A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the<br />top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well,<br />why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're<br />packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that<br />it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.<br />The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.<br />Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the<br />tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of<br />the tree.<br /><br />Moral of the story? Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you<br />there.<br />ELEYETH WAS HERE .<br /></span>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-29330115981256594372010-01-10T11:02:00.000-08:002010-01-10T11:35:05.805-08:00IN ATTENDANCE ELEYETH BLAZE: d freezin cold n allhey y'all, probably wondering about my status huh well here goes EB is now in US raise the roof schoolin here now. So on to business this freezing ac that yall have everywhere can someone please turn it off :). seriously tho its freezin as in see me shakin like a leaf, i had to sleep with gloves n socks imagine Nigeria dat ull be lookin 4 ac everywhere im tryin to find sun. Saw snow 4 d firs ttime (yh i kno im bush) i tried to make a snow ball didnt work man its harder than it looks then my cousin made fun of me n i was cold so i ran inside.<br /> Entered 3 planes in one day so freakin tired had a stop over in morrocco Casablanca, funny name sounds like a bomb or something terminator wld say like"ill blow u straight to casablanca" lol got searched but not as bad as everyone said tho. imagine me not being able to finish a burger but it was huge sha lol i jst threw d rest away.<br /> On the upside a lotta pple r gna miss me most importantly d girl in my old high skl yh im happy n some other people. Mr funny honey money didnt get to laff at me either in ur face boy. hung out wuth skinny legs b4 i left made fun of 2 of my fat friends lol. Got a lotta plans here. Either way i aint in unilag anymore arrivederci (did i get that rite) mtchew im sha gna miss the ex high skl girl. sigh.<br />p.s the friend<a href="http://funnyhoneymoney.blogspot.com/2010/01/2009-yeah-2009.html"> mr funny </a>was referrin to in his blog dat had 2 strands yh ... dat was me lol but now i have several so :p lol.<br />p.s.s im gonna miss a few pple too.<br />EASY<br />EB outELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-16591688487607072132010-01-02T05:20:00.000-08:002010-01-02T05:40:37.593-08:00happy new yearsup y'all been a while, ive been busy sue me lol. So wats bn goiin? on watd i miss. OH happy new year. spent my new yrs eve at church was cool. EBs been busy sha o went to Abuja for christmas my mums bday (yes t-mama's bday is on christmas day) so we called all her friends n had a series of comments made about her. it was hilarious then had a party. it was all good n i still didnt get fat lol. <div> Well d girl i sed i was goin 4 yh u knw my birthday mate well... d one wit d boyfriend lol we bn talkin a lot sha but i gotta stop due to unforseen circumstances not all of us can be like sugarking rite lol.</div><div> Sigh my car got seized. why u ask? bcos of my mother. went out with some pple d other day n my mum called 4 one miscellaneous thing sha me n my overconfident self i tld her i went to cinemas n she went berserk dat i dint tell her i was goin???? imagine did she wanna c a movie too or wat lol sha she nw went n told my dad who dsnt knw i have a licence n he said that i jst take d car 4 granted yadi yadi yadda so bottom line they seized my car key. sigh.</div><div> I actually didnt make any new year resolutions this year smh, the ex is back in lagos n we bth knw we dnt wanna see but she faked joy n gave me her no so i have to fake n call back sigh.</div><div> The new year has been going spectacularly, great awesome im happy.</div><div>happy new year pple.</div><div>EASY.</div><div>EB OUT.</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-60487842339193908682009-12-16T16:33:00.000-08:002009-12-16T17:00:51.623-08:00These hands almost...Sup y'all, wats poppin. Ah yes EB has been on hols ... or so he thought imagine dem tellin me we have class thru nxt week mtchew if i show up ehn kai. I for one am goin to enjoy my christmas hols, come n see the cake my mum got 4 her bday ehn hehe (Shld prob write a post bout her sn T-mama) n as 4 d heat in this country no no im jst happy i am nt fair i would be crying by now lol. <div> Now i bet you're wondering about the title of my post sigh im ashamed ... nah it was funny.Well I have two dogs/ puppies deyre still growin so... sha one male one female: Jasper(guess where dis is from) n Robin well These hands, these hands... these hands ... almost killed Jasper lol no not with a knife o, lemme explain well i took up the responsibility of trainin the dogs, so I decided to teach em to fetch but Jasper had other plans he jst took d ball n started tryin to eat it. I started trying to get him to drop it n den he started running about then i caught him n i thot ha ''whose ur daddy now'' lol den he went 'yh rite'' n then he he he ...swallowed it then he started chocking.</div><div> See panicking hehe so he nw strted whinin and rollin on the floor my sis asked wats wrng with him n i sed errrr hes jst playin (hw wld i tke d blame if he died lol) sha he went into d kennel n puked n d ball came out too n i thot dang that was close .... then Robin decided she wanted to taste it too so i fought it off her n threw it out( im a hero yh) superman lol.</div><div> K sha EB is gonna be playin hard for a while but first I'm goin to redeemed camp that oughta be a hoot aite later y'all </div><div>EASY </div><div>EB OUT. yezzir</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-243488345805750042009-12-09T17:32:00.001-08:002009-12-09T17:46:11.634-08:00C'EST MOI<div style="text-align: center;">yes yes EB finally got the hang of this decided to upload a pic hehe. christmas spirit. dnt mind me jo jst experimentin. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Hows everyone doin? im guessin most pple r writing exams yh ehya sori . as 4 me im on hols enjoyin/ bored outta my skin. aite later pple EB OUT<a href="http://s978.photobucket.com/albums/ae264/EleyethBlaze/?action=view&current=Dabomb270-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae264/EleyethBlaze/Dabomb270-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></a></div><img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border="0" width="0" height="0" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bHQ9MTI2MDQwODc1NzI1MCZwdD*xMjYwNDA4ODQ3MzQzJnA9Mzg2MzYxJmQ9Jm49YmxvZ2dlciZnPTEmbz*5YTczM2Q1MWNlOTI*MDE3OTMzMThiZTFmNDRlMjM*NCZvZj*w.gif" />ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-35643791854213655842009-11-24T16:56:00.000-08:002009-11-28T14:51:25.791-08:00The new meOk so everyone knows i love driving rite? well now u do as in i'm addicted to it iono why bt dats jst how i am. got me a licence so i drive everywhere nw. sha basically Lagos is a rough place to drive yh so there are always situations where u gotta suddenly swerve n all n pple say i have rili good reflexes cuz i have not bashed to this day :) n im like wen u live in lag n u kill as many mosquitoes as i do u to u wl b fast lol but serz today nw ive killed bout 25 mosquitoes i shld get an award lol.<div> Now unto d main point well i sed i was gonna stop being d proverbial ' good guy' rite so i gave myself 2 hard projects viz:</div><div>project one: high skl crush she never had a bf asked her to prom sed no. sha im jst gonna see hw that goes </div><div>project 2( this ones gna cause a lil wahala) : 1st she has a bf (dnt crucify me yet lol) 2nd shes 2 yrs younger than me (not that bad rite?)</div><div> </div><div> Now where is skinny legs. he left his blog 4 o so long. </div><div>my latest observation is that trouble comes in small packages in terms of pple i mean almost all the small girls (no offence) i kno are troublesome my mum is the most troublesome woman i have met in my whole 17 yrs on this planet. As in she is rili sumfn even my dad threatens us with her. when shes comin to the house kai come and see how everyone will be dodgin. in fact ill use her to treaten my future wife Ill be like i'll tell my mum to come n live with us o. lol aite later yall.</div><div>EASY</div><div>EB OUT</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-89565799341026936722009-11-14T08:10:00.001-08:002009-11-14T08:45:08.705-08:00I WILL BE MAD!! I WILL BE MAD!!!Sup bloggitos( lol) <div> The party yesterday was awesome. my dad must have been a troublesome kid cuz if u see d questions he was nw askin me wen i told him i was goin to sleep in a friends place chai. <div>DAD: are u going for a party with ur friends (yeye question rite)</div><div>EB: no( wat else wld i have said lol)</div><div>DAD: how am i sure u arent? (in my mind im like u don turn into police ni)</div><div>ME: u jst have to trust me</div><div>Dad: IF U GO FOR A PARTY I WILL BE MAD . I WILL BE MAD!!!!</div><div>ME: (all of a sudden i didnt fell like goin anymore) I sed dnt worry.</div><div>DAD: ehn ok fine but u r not takin d car</div><div>EB: oooooooooooohhhhhh daddy now.</div><div> dis wnt on 4 a while sha he sha gave me d car i went to hide d clothes i was gna wear in d car.</div><div> Left skl around 12 30 followed a cab to d place c as d guy was now speedin but u knw how much i love driving lol. we sha went speeding round d whole of v.i. den we got to the party n dey stole my phone sharp sharp as in not 3 mins my phone was gone, but i anticipated such so i carried my other not so nice phone so i still got d main one.<div> I refused to get depressed bout d phone so EB just forgot bout it. Sha at d party well it was my first club party yh n lets jst say i hate dancing in public , dont get me wrong, I can dance. I jst dont rili like it sha my friends were all rili trying to get me to dance it sha took about 2 hours but EB started boogyin down yo lool. It was rili fun danced so much my legs are killing me as in KAI. I still had to drive home sef I was nw worried I wld sleep while driving. </div><div> We left the place around 4 30 n I jst cldnt wait to get home but nnooooooooo d policemen had to pick dat day to stop me dey jst had to do dat mtchew vexin entites. askin for stuff he wasnt supposed to but alas it was in d nite n everyone knws u dnt mess with policemen in d nite. He said you cant leave this place unless we dropped 5000 n we sha were now hagglin In the end he obtained 1500 from us. we sha got bak to skl at 5 30 n dere was no space to sleep. I sha jst curled up in a corner n slept den i sed lemme go home but again some GENIUS had deflated my tyres sigh see stress. sha I got home n my dad was jst looking suspicious hehe. n i slept from like 10 till 2.</div><div>EASY </div><div>EB OUT.</div></div></div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-81314574410446008462009-11-12T16:14:00.000-08:002009-11-12T17:19:31.210-08:00EXAMS ARE DONE: EB is outYes yes EB is a very happy camper right now, im done with exams im in year 2. im so proud lol sha this is why I have been AWOL 4 a while but im back like a sequel. See stress kai.<div> Either way during exams I just kept pondering about my problem, I have this thing about not doin anythin with a girl unless i like her at least but lately i fail to see d sense in that as they say 'nice guys finish last' I shall not be that guy. i'm sure it should bring pleasant results. It may not be nice to hear but thats the way the cookie crumbles.</div><div> yh we got 2 puppies wanted to name the female one sakura but nooo my dad just had to say no. shes an escap artist seriously we keep lockin em up n she keeps breaking out.</div><div> might be going for a party tomorrow woohooo!!!. hmm dat jst reminded me of six flags. the hilarity. never actually collected any of those pictures considerin d fact that i was almost always making a funny face trying not to scream lol. </div><div>later people EBs gotta go sleep off d stress. adios ovoir odabo (hope i spelt those rite)</div><div>EASY</div><div>EB OUT.</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-6379662046344710222009-10-25T08:11:00.000-07:002009-10-25T09:03:16.627-07:00Shocking RealityYes recently I came to d conclusion that the kitchen is jst not for me. cooking aint my forte. Why did I come to dis conclusion u ask. Well I've burnt indomie twice in my life (hw was i sposed to knw it needed water), Then yesterday I tried makin Eba lets just say i couldnt decide whether to eat it or drink it lol. But sha I can make pancakes love those. D principle of cooking seems to have eluded me I pray my wife can cook sha. My mum tried teachin me to cook but na i lost interest.<div> Either way dis cruddy university has ended d strike *sigh* have exams in a week. annoying yes but d sooner we do exams d better. Havnt been to cinemas in about 2 weeks.</div><div>EASY</div><div>EB out.</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-26239809655308950932009-10-14T15:26:00.000-07:002009-10-14T15:30:57.429-07:00The Waitingsooooooooo i waited n waited n waited n dey finally ended.... ok no they suspended it 4 2 wks sha now dat d strike has ended EB is sad sigh im sure cinemas is gna miss me.<div> Went 4 a friends birthday today saw the ugly truth ( i really recommend u see dat its hilarious) 4 d second time in 2 days. then i got ice cream but no one told me there was alcohol in d ice-cream nwell it tasted nice when I was driving home I could swear I was high (shocking rite) but seriously I felt funny sha.</div><div> Therefore EB has skl tomoro meanin i Have to wake up b4 12 man i hope my body can handle it,Im so used to d slow life now. I pray my us thing works out.</div><div> yh lest i forget listen to MI in overkillin dis remix. Dat song is sick.</div><div>Easy</div><div>EB OUT.</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-28751820466667532522009-09-29T19:56:00.001-07:002009-09-29T20:41:34.173-07:00Beyond the light the darkness waitsgotta do dis quick im timin myelf.<div><br /></div><div> The seconds ticked by, the silence was ominous, the only sound was the soft thuddin of hearts one fainter than the other. Looking back it was such a playful thing to do. </div><div> Looking out the window, staring down at all, everyone always looked right past like he wasnt dere, some stared for a second then decided he was just moody but they shldve known she was all he had left. Had they looked a little deeper, were they jst a little less shallow the darkness they saw now would be non existent but they were ignorant content in their hubris. It all didnt matter... for them anyway. As he looked down at them all the hatred flared, walking round with noses held high the pride.... the pride he was gonna give em the fall it was decided. With each new step he kept reconsidering but his concience was non-existent, prob in a coma. As he reached the door, he remembered all he shared with her all the memories, a tear dropped to the wooden floor his eyes were misty he sat lookin at the tear dry up. He saw brilliant white, He looked up the resolve returned he was gonna avenge her even if it killed him, his eyes had lost all hope far as he was concerned his only hope was in the darkness. His reflection scared even him, gone were his onyx eyes replaced by red. He knew he was gonna die he needed the anger.</div><div> He walked out the door and the rest was history, he woke up sprawled in the cornor of the room in the shadows, the two heartbeats still goin, faintly he wondered why there were 2 heartbeats when there were 3 people in the room he listened for a minute there was a last heartbeat no it was too weak to call a heartbeat, he wondered why it was so faint and whose it was he felt something wet beneath him, then he started sinking into the darkness. He chuckled softly "so d last heart was mine im bleeding too" that explains the wetness. Amazing how clear everything seemed he was dying, All his memories all his friends seemed a distant part like they werent his memories at all. He looked through his only working eye at the man with the second faint heart, at least he avenged her, the one with the third heartbeat stood near him a bloody sword in one hand and... was that an eye. O thats why only one eyes working he thought guess i wont be needing it anyway. He looked once more at his daughters killer a smile crossed his lips, n he went into the light. karin ... i'm almost there. END</div><div>30 mins not too bad again it aint bout me jst felt like writin it.</div><div>easy.</div><div>EB OUT.</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-806855297411560482009-09-26T07:31:00.000-07:002009-09-26T09:31:12.586-07:00EB Trips, tricks n driving sticks: my lifei really gotta blog more alas i aint got so much going on right now, lags still on strike , I applied to a school in US( not tellin whch) sha pray I get in. <div>SO Lagos got way too boring for me so Eb went to Abuja, my mums place, man d food was awesome I was so scared I would get fat (though i stayed 4 just a week) sigh I should have stayed longer. It was a fun trip even met a girl there Wink wink lol sha it was just unfortunate I didn't like her so I just hung out with her for the sake of it. Its a long story but its besides d point, Always bugging my mum to let me drive but no my big bro just had to drive instead I was so pissed.went to cinemas makin 3 which means ive been to almost all d cinemas in Nigeria. Got a lot of cash from the trip. On the way back in the plane the pilot landed too hard I thought it was rather funny n there was this hot air hostess. A very revealing trip</div><div> On another note Ive started reading twilight Actually i've finished reading it, a very good book i recommend for anyone whos as bored as I am u mite wanna skip the 2nd one to way too lovey duvey. The rest are quite good. </div><div>On yet another note M.I. is mad, the best rapper i've heard in a while this one that jay- z n kanye have resorted to rapping absolute hogwash seriously i'm disappointed. MI drop it like its hot, badassism lol. </div><div>Going swimming Next week with some peeps the continuing pursuit of fun. </div><div>aite y'all b safe </div><div>easy </div><div>EB out</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-34619371500804009582009-09-10T08:03:00.000-07:002009-09-10T08:55:47.427-07:00silverbird ( again)so yest was my friends birthday he turned 17 (lets call him naruto) the sneak insisted on leaving his house so he wouldnt have to buy stuff for people (yes yes we in NIgeria do it lol). So we decided to go to silvebird n one other girl decided to tag along albeit uninvited, we sha jst let her come since she sed she was gna drop on the way a bad move there. She jst kept complainin about everythin under the sun. The car is too hot its only in ur car dat i sweat, y dint u take d one with ac i sed my bro ws usin dat one. ur driving too fast, were late i said. it takes about 30 mins to get to silv without traffic, so u can imagine my suffering, we tried ignoring her for a while didnt work, when we got near her house i asked where she was gettin off, she decided she was going to follow us to silv. instead. I contained my disappointment, bt Naruto immediately said he could not pay for her another mistake she started nagging that were cheapskates. hw wont we pay for her dat shes a girl yadiyadiyada I jst ignored her naruto did 2. We finally got there after having to reach new levels of self control, I was elated to have to go n park as long as she got out sha. We got upstairs Naruto ended up paying for her so she was content for a while. We watched G.I. JOE mad movie (Not as good as transformers tho). after d movie i decided to go to barcelos to get food another round of nagging started bout us not payin for her food. We finally left n dropped her along the way (she actually expected me to go all d way 2 her house) we sha ditched her Finally some peace, but no Naruto started wit d radio playin dumb songs i sha left him.<div>d date was 09/09/09 vry serrendipitous <div>I got home n slept for about 14 hrs </div><div>oh yh happy bday in adv to skinny legs </div><div>n yes ppl I have a licence hows that for young (CB) </div><div>Easy </div><div>EB OUT</div></div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-58274712953705663382009-09-06T17:05:00.000-07:002009-09-06T17:18:11.884-07:00Nigeria vs tunisiathis country is complicated, people keep sayin nigeria is a sick nation i think its trying to commit suicide. The people who are supposed 2 help this country feed their pockets instead N the rest of the nation just complains about how bad things are. Hence the suicide.<div> The point of this blog is Nigerias match a very irritating affair.i mean we scored twice n dey equalised twice while i was still celebrating each of the goals less dan 10 minutes. mtchew I i keep sayin i wld stop watchin their matches but curiousity keeps disrupting that particular plan.</div><div>On a more interesting note my beard is coming along nicely hehe can't wait.</div><div> Safe </div><div>EB out</div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-66615642791869823022009-08-28T18:13:00.001-07:002009-08-29T09:27:41.963-07:00mon anniversaire c'est comingaite first off i wld like to answer d inevitable question: no I do not speak french fluently jst en peu (a lil)<div>so aite in about 2 days im gettin a year older Yay me yh Thank God</div><div>hmmm 17 again lol. a lotta my life has changed.</div><div>Hard to believe this time last year I was still dreading my Waec result(oh like u werent scared 2) I stabbed neco ( u choose btw neco n travelling) I chose d latter</div><div>was still dreaming about prom nite back then (mischevious smile here) </div><div>ah good times, good times. last years bday was awesome had cake n pizza ( i love those ). Thot i was gonna pass out wit all d food i ate.</div><div> Didnt even knw hw to drive back then. sigh So i thought me leavin Isl was gonna be the end o the stress. But no Eleyeth jst had to get into unilag (yes dey r still on strike not dat im complainin).</div><div>Point is this birthday I have absolutely no idea how to celebrate it. Goin out is over-rated </div><div>going out with those GGs will prob kill my account.</div><div> hmmm maybe ill say more than 3 sentences to my father for the sake of it. (he's troublesome)</div><div>anyways I pray I see many more bdays to come.</div><div>sigh everythings changing.</div><div>even rap</div><div>I must be the greatest</div><div>not just momentarily</div><div>in search of victory</div><div>i must be great for eternity </div><div>maybe even legendary</div><div>like Usain breaking all the records theres ever been</div><div>like no ones ever seen </div><div>cuz im d new kid on the scene</div><div>lol cldnt resist that.</div><div>Boredom just left the building </div><div>hmmmm i hmmm a lot sigh too.</div><div>In honour of my birthday i reveal my name .... wait for it... na maybe later</div><div>but on skinny legs blog people keep thinking he is a girl. Well i'd like to kill that on mine by saying I AM A MALE (a fine one if i do say so myself lol)</div><div>SAFE</div><div>ELEYETH OUT</div><div><br /></div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-37745410320351194502009-08-24T17:31:00.001-07:002009-08-24T17:47:23.018-07:00MY current lifewell I feel ranty rite nw <div>Im in unilag(sigh) </div><div>d skl vexes my very being everythin about it is upside dwn seriously.</div><div> D skl is currently on strike n I am beyond bored wit d stupid strike.</div><div>Sure I went out n all for a while Silverbird, Ozone, Oniru, Barcelos, Shoprite( ive bn all over yes)</div><div>but alas such habits r expensive n d driving is stressssssss!!!! (yet i stl love drivin).</div><div>But now ive gone everywhere. And d strike is still on but den i get to sleep a lot (lazy yes) </div><div>sigh i dunno if i want it to end anymore</div><div>dunno wat i want anymore.</div><div>n dat skinny legs mtchew he ditched.</div><div>SAFE </div><div>ELEYETH OUT </div><div><br /></div>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-44224910097941495932009-08-09T18:48:00.000-07:002009-09-26T06:27:35.181-07:00darkitude Aint about me<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px; font-family:'lucida grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> ishida codename: i. underestimate her i did, capture her i must. A thrillin chase,all that time wasted by her, all that fun had by me.every step of the chase anticipated by me all but one.All dat seems like history now,a habinger of things to come.who knew such a small act cld turn such a grand occasion into such a gory evenin.all that planning ,hours of careful contemplation and plotting. A sad thing such a pretty woman had to suffer but alas it was for the greater good. But damn she looked hot<br />She stood across the road talkin aimlessly as women do unaware that she was being watched every move she made already anticipated.next she was to go to her car which i had already ''fixed''if u kno wat i mean. It was definitely not goin 2 start, and then jst 2 start the fun there was the little note i put in there too. I watched her as her pupils dilated with fear i cldnt help the smile that crept across my face. she jumped out of the car and made a run for it.Headed towards the police station she was or so thought I ,here was where i under estimated her,thought i had definitely lost her but She must have under estimated me as well.<br />The nerve of her thinking she could turn the tables, nice try tho i have to give her that. she passed the station and i followed silently,although surely we both knew i was there. She paused under every street light, lost in her own prison of fear.She passed through an alley(u'd think she would stay away from them) but it was all part of her plan,a bunch of bottles went clattering down the alley i could have sworn they weren't there a second ago now she knew i was following her i came out of the alley she was hidden and i pretended not to know where she was all the more fun for me I passed rite by her checking out of the corner of my eye as i passed her drink had been tweaked she should have been numb but it was only a matter of time.<br />I jst couldnt resist looking back when i heard the police cars i thought i sabotaged her phone how she called i knew not,this was the step i missed a minor set back anyway up to the top of the roof i went spying the cars parked everywhere she must have thought she had won and she followed me up the stairs a really bad idea and then she finally went numb or so i thot as i got closer she struck. Two emotions were felt by me first pride i had picked d right girl second blistering pain i saw a brilliant white light. There she was standing over me looking at me with condescent. I jst had to remove the smug look on her face, my worst enemy how i always admired her, the fate of the world was in the balance. So as she turned her back hubris written all over her I got up bones achin head spinning fully aware that these painful breaths were my last. For some reason I was calm I knew exactly what I needed to do. I read somewhere at the moment of death is when you are most at peace. I took one last look at myself in the pool of my own blood with the last of my energy, I jumped and sent us both hurtling down off the roof. The look on her face was priceless forget being calm. The wind was rather nice it was to be the last thing i felt. These moments I was going to cherish FOREVER . who would have thought i would die in a place like this. GOOD BYE HALCYON DAYS </span></span></span>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5888390101539007555.post-44666033544786925162009-08-09T13:41:00.000-07:002009-08-12T17:56:17.788-07:00THE FIRST GENTLEMAN<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande';font-size:11px;"><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); white-space: pre; "> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The first gentleman ... KADAS</span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> that is his way of life he didnt knw how, he dint knw y, All he knows is he lived by this principle.</span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> The thing ab </span></span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">out nice guys finishing last he didnt rili believe it..</span></span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">he's that guy who opens the door n lets her walk thru </span></span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">he's that guy who always refuses to complain no matter how boring her stories get </span></span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">he's that guy who gets her gifts for no apparent reason</span></span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> He is a legend the one every girl seems to dream about. </span></span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> (and yes all guys hate him ) can u blame us? </span></span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;">he gives all guys bad names </span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;">Then theres THE hottest female of em all ADMEON </span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;"> shes what u call almost perfect </span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;">so close to perfection, its wrong</span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;">guys like her legs</span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;">guys like her eyes</span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;">guys like her lips</span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;">guys dislike... ummmm</span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;">well deres nothin to dislike </span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;">maybe she is perfect </span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;"> What do you think wld happen wen they finally meet?</span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;"> Skinny legs? lol y i put dis up iono</span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="clear: none; line-height: 14px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></span></div></span>ELEYETH BLAZEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08277238001282354067noreply@blogger.com3